Whole Foods: Get Off My Cloud!
Browsing the weekly specials is part of my Wednesday coffee and salami breakfast routine. There, in the backlight webpages of my computer screen, I find culinary inspiration and sunny optimism. However, today I was astounded to find this ad on Whole Food's website:
So taken aback by their blatant copy-cat tactics was I, that even the kur-plunk of pork into java was unable to wake me. All summer I have been hustling (acclaimed) Pork Belly Banh Mi Burgers at my Pop Up Grill, just to find that a big market chain is about to steal my thunder.
I'm fighting back. WHOLE FOODS: GET OFF MY CLOUD!