Whole Foods: Get Off My Cloud!

Browsing the weekly specials is part of my Wednesday coffee and salami breakfast routine.  There, in the backlight webpages of my computer screen, I find culinary inspiration and sunny optimism.  However, today I was astounded to find this ad on Whole Food's website: 

So taken aback by their blatant copy-cat tactics was I, that even the kur-plunk of pork into java was unable to wake me.  All summer I have been hustling (acclaimed) Pork Belly Banh Mi Burgers at my Pop Up Grill, just to find that a big market chain is about to steal my thunder. 

I'm fighting back.  WHOLE FOODS: GET OFF MY CLOUD!