"Dad, what should I give people for Chinese New Years?""Here, take these Ferrer Rocher! Hey, Chinese people love them. You know why? Because they look like gold nuggets!"- Conversation between my sister and my dad while rifling through old Christmas Food baskets, January 26, 2009"Chief Wiggum: You can have these fireworks I've confiscated. Some Chinese people claimed they were celebrating New Years in February.
Homer: Oh yeah. Those guys and their crazy scams.
Chief Wiggum/Homer: Hehehehehehehehe..
Chief Wiggum: Hehe... good food though."- The Simpsons, Season 12 ,"I'm goin' to Praiseland"
"Dude, why you guys gotta celebrate Chinese New Years for so many days?""I dunno. Cuz we like to party. Another reasons why we're like the Jews: New Years for many days!"- Conversation between Arcenia and myself